10) steal his katanas and blame it on usopp
9) tell Sanji that Zoro loves his cooking
8) wake him up by poking him in the ribs
7) instead of calling him marimo or baka call him, oh great swordsman of the east blue (in a sarcastic high praising voice)
6) when he walks past yell really loud "STUPID VIRGIN MARIMO!"
5)...after he starts yelling at you, you say "dont lie to me zoro-chan, im sure you dont want to be a virgin forever. hows about we go try out my new bed?"
4) tell him hes a horrible swordsman
3) get mihawk to fight zoro again but right before the battle ends have mihawk walk away and say " *yawn* this is quite boring, zoro, try getting more zing to your skills."
2) have a swords fight with him and cheat your way to winning and rub it in his face claiming that he vowed hed never lose again.
1) redecorate his work out room with every inch of wall covered in yaoi pictures of him and Sanji